Bill called me from work and said that he would stop on the way home and buy candy for tonight. Sure... sounds like a good plan to me.
He comes home with $50 worth of candy. I am not kidding... I have the receipt as proof. $50. 4 ginormous bags of candy. We're talking somewhere around 800 pieces. We better have a lot of kids tonight and the rest is being marched over to the triplets next door!
Meanwhile.... it is calling to me from the front hall.... "I'm yummy in your tummy...Eat me!!"
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Sounds like my husband! I had a ton of candy and he went out and bought more. And now it's sitting there saying the same thing as yours! BAD HUSBANDS BAD BAD BAD!!!!
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